*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
A smile that says, “My life is better than yours.”
LOL.
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Because I haven’t been here in like a year, here is the cutest gif I have ever found.
(via brontobunny)
Totally didn’t pour cold water over the shower curtain onto my girlfriend
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via zekial28)
print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything
